VIOLATION: Wilson Blvd. and N. Edgewood St.
How's this for a fact, Mr. Lisle? On the afternoon of Monday, August 28, 2006, an employee of Arlington County parked and left his county vehicle unattended next to a fire hydrant.
How do we know this? Because there's a picture of it. But what do we know? We're just a silly non-Arlington County employee.
License Plate: 109-366L (VA)
Car Number: 6249
In other news, CSI: Arlington County has obtained the Arlington County Parking Enforcement Unit parking checklist:
1) Park next to fire hydrants. Since most people know they'll be ticketed and towed if they park there, the spots are almost always open.
2) Be sure to leave your lights on. If your battery dies, we'll just bill Arlington County taxpayers for a new one.
3) Leave the truck unattended for a while. The presence of the truck will let passersby know not to park illegally.
Arlington County Parking Enforcement Unit: Because Parking Legally Just Isn't Any Fun!